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fucking-landshark:

I like how Dan can listen to Kanye West, but then Arctic Monkeys & Muse, but then also K-pop and then still remember childhood with Brittney Spears like damn good job being v diverse 

sexyendscreendans:

Princess Dan is kawaii as frick.

I was gonna use a tiara picture from the radio show but I couldn’t find a good one so I found this one instead. 

sexyendscreendans:

Princess Dan is kawaii as frick.

I was gonna use a tiara picture from the radio show but I couldn’t find a good one so I found this one instead. 

deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 

That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

(Source: pu12in)

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

(Source: psyducker)

bowtiesandwifi:

pickaxes-and-test-tubes:

this-book-has-been-loved:

kissmymahogany:

koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

In response to that last comment^^

Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.

Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.

Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.

Which is why women see “Blood orange” and “crimson” and “scarlet” etc while guys just see “red”.

Well, that explains…

i can’t see the different shades…but I’m a girl….

(Source: best-of-memes)